last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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