My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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