She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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