it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
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