i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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