GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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