My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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