So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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