More tranny stories later!
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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