Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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