I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I look better un-naked...
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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