Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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