So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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