So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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