wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I have tasted many bathrooms
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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