When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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