So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I have demons in me.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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