Say something about gay babies.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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