I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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