So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
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