ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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