Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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