There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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