I like my sex mixed with concussions.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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