ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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