WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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