if only i could text you this smell
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Randomize
