Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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