I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I need a hoe opinion
go on
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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