My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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