She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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