Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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