I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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