drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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