Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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