so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You're a disaster
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