One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
There's always time for handjobs
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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