I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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