No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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