Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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