I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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