Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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