Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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