Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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