Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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