Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i think my mom watched the whole time
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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