i don't like sucking hair
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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