Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
