Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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