He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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