Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
...so i touched it.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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