Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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